HUMOR : OSAMA LADEN VS CHINA

Bin Laden said: "China is the only country in the world that we absolutely cannot mess with."

The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks on the Chinese with the following results:

One person was to plant a bomb in Beijing but he lost his way in the complicated traffic interchange;

Another person was to be a suicide bomber on a bus in Shanghai, but it was so crowded he could not even get onto the bus;

One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but finally found that the remote controller was stolen;

Yet another person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu, but was stopped at the door by the security guards, arrested as an East Turkistan separatist, and was beaten to death;

One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center; but even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of the bombing. He was considered by the organization to claim false victory and was executed. (this is the most pathetic!);

One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off the train, a motorcycle robber snatched his bag (containing the bomb) from him;

One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was later found at the hospital in a state of coma.  Doctors said it was the result of him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but also drinking fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable";

Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island, but she was ultimately cheated into prostitution!

Finally, bin Laden have to admit defeat and said: "Remember! ! China is the country in this world that we absolutely cannot mess with!"